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12:10 24 August 202342375

milflaralorvan:

catgirlbutthole:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go babyALT
[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free worldALT

i love it here

Me when I’m about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

“In 1914, warring states France, Germany, and Italy were the first to make passports mandatory, a measure rapidly followed by others, including the neutral states of Spain, Denmark and Switzerland.

At the end of the war, the regime of obligatory passports was widespread. The 1919 Treaty of Versailles, which established the League of Nations, stipulated that member states commit to ‘secure and maintain freedom of communications and of transit’.”

“World leaders were still talking about banning passports as late as 1963, when the UN Conference on International Travel and Tourism recognised 'the desirability, from both an economic and social point, of progressively freer international travel’.”

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they were literally supposed to be a temporary war measure, and it’s not like there wasn’t anti-immigrant sentiment or paranoia about terrorism before world war i. they’re totally pointless even if you use those garbage arguments

  
10:58 24 August 202317705

patrickztump:

we can only go on one (1) field trip this year, where do you all want to go?

natural history and science museum

history museum

art museum

botanical gardens

aquarium

space and aeronautics museum

state/country capital

national park

zoo

transportation museum

please pass this around to all of your classmates, i don’t want anyone saying they didn’t get to vote

  
9:44 24 August 202313481

anexperimentallife:

“You’re going to miss out on all this media because of the strikes!”

Y'all shot a whole-ass Batgirl movie and refused to release it so you could get a tax break, constantly cancel popular shows after a single season, and remove stuff from streaming while refusing to sell it on physical media, so maybe shut the fuck up.

I hope every major studio and streaming service crashes, all your executives end up permanently unemployed, and that all we’re left with is indie media produced by people who can see beyond the dollar sign.

  
8:32 24 August 20233064

orteil42:

having your first name in your handle is the worst thing you can do online because people WILL make a point of mentioning it when dunking on you “hey Sam it’s time to put the phone down bud” “i’m so embarrassed for you David” “Barbara this reads like your carbon monoxide detector might need checking” i could never

  
7:18 24 August 202327436

dumbest-bb:

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.

  
6:06 24 August 20236226

ampervadasz:

  
4:52 24 August 2023162573

quadradaz:

commodorecliche:

rubykgrant:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

  
3:40 24 August 20234294

kaijuno:

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2:26 24 August 202330009

ceruleanfuckup:

revscarecrow:

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1:14 24 August 2023423813

takenbythestarcatchers:

hesitating:

6thlovelanguage:

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

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This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

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0:00 24 August 202348912

bogleech:

gallusrostromegalus:

goddamnshinyrock:

every so often I remember that whales molt

I’m not sure why I feel this way, but imo this is the most cursed marine mammal fact I have ever heard

THAT’S RIGHT AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME SO I CAN INFLICT THIS ON EVERYONE AT 1AM!

Mammals normally shed their skin in small flakes all the time when their skin cells die off, but because whales are living in the ocean -AKA, Bacteria Stew- flaking off like that would cause microabrasions (really tiny cuts) that would mean the whale is continually fighting off infections.  So, when a whale needs to replace it’s dead skin cells, it preps it’s new skin underneath, then sheds all it’s dead skin cells at once, like a lizard:

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but not having hands makes it hard to remove this gross film, so molting brings many whales clsoe to shore where they can roll around on rocky/sandy coastal seabeds to scratch it off.  Here’s a bunch of Beluga coming in for a mass scratch:

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And THIS is what a chunk of Sperm Whale Molt looks like, floating in the water before it’s devoured by pelagic microfauna, because you take what calories you can get in the open ocean:

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Nature is Amazing!

wish it still held in one big piece like a snake though. Wish you could be swimming in the ocean and you see a huge empty whale billowing like a balloon. like a latex glove a hundred feet long. imagine getting tangled in that. what if you died cause you got caught in an empty whale like it’s a big blanket

  
23:08 23 August 202320941

70sscifiart:

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Remembering the best quote tweet I ever got.

  
21:54 23 August 202313601

saywhat-politics:

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20:42 23 August 2023254415

feline17ff:

suns-up-bunshine:

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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19:28 23 August 202323072

dovewithscales:

dovewithscales:

vaspider:

Damn he’s got a great voice. Including the original comic panel below:

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[ID: Single panel from an X-Men comic, featuring two younger people listening to the above monologue.]

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Very much so. The early comics were written during the height of the Civil Rights Movement by people who had grown up during and right after WWII.